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You peek out the Stoner House window and spot a creepy-ass twinkle past the trees. Curiosity kicks in, so you wander outside, straight into a hidden graveyard—only it’s not for people. Nah, it’s for fallen glass warriors—bongs that bit the dust. The air’s thick with nostalgia and the sweet, sweet scent of herb. Stardust coats the ground, glowing like battle scars from legendary highs and epic smoke sessions gone too hard.
As you wander deeper into the Graveyard of Glass, a ragged sign grabs your attention, etched with words heavy as hell:Â Â
“In memory of the greatest bong hero—Captain Kush.”
The legend of Captain Kush, passed down like stoner gospel, was no regular glass piece. This bong survived epic smoke sessions, house party carnage, and near-death drops, earning its throne in the stoner hall of fame. But every hero's got a final chapter.
One fateful night, Bob Marley bumping, smoke sesh in full swing, the Captain was about to deliver its last hit when disaster struck. Some fool’s knee nudged the table, and time slowed as Captain Kush tumbled to its doom, smashing like a glass grenade. Silence fell, and everyone knew—the Captain had drawn its final breath.Â
Gone but never forgotten, Captain Kush’s legacy burns on in every smoky circle and glass bowl still kickin'. Rip Captain!
In a world where everything's meant to be broken, just the community know who it was đź’š
 If you’ve ever watched your favorite bong shatter into pieces, it’s time to give that glass warrior the respect it deserves. Fill out this form, drop its name, when you first brought it home, the day it tragically bit the dust, and those last stoned whispers you muttered while taking that final hit. Your bong’s legacy will live on in stoner history, alongside legends like Captain Kush, forever remembered in the halls of hazy glory.Summit here
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