Tips and Tricks

"Are you high? Let's get even higher, Mate! "-Sassy

Looking to level up your sesh? You’re in the right place. This guide’s packed with everything you need—DIY bong hacks, munchie masterclasses, and tips to turn your high into a work of art. Consider it stoner sorcery at its finest. Light up, sit back, and prepare for greatness.

Now, picture this: you walk into the Tips and Tricks room, and there he is—Sassy the Sasquatch, sprawled out like the king of chill. With his fur coat, a joint in hand, and an aura of “I don’t give a damn".
With a lazy nod and a puff, he waves his smoke stick like a magic wand, ready to drop knowledge bombs that’ll make your sessions legendary. So buckle up, spark up, and enjoy the ride—Sassy style

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Joint spectrum

Don’t discard the roach; it holds valuable leftover material. Opening it reveals residual content worth saving, maximizing usage and reducing waste. Preserve it as a practical reminder of your session.

Taxi

Take a deep hit, hold it in tight, and pass the joint along. Don’t exhale until it circles back to you. It’s like a stoner relay race, keeping everyone buzzin’ even when supplies are low. Call it teamwork with a side of high.

Water Taxi

Next stop, the Water Taxi," Sassy grins, clearly proud of this upgrade. "Same as the classic Taxi, but here’s the twist: when the joint returns, sip some water before exhaling. Swallow it while holding the smoke in your lungs. It’s smoother, cooler, and kicks your high into overdrive.

Make a Quick, Homemade Bong

Short on gear? No worries, mate—DIY bong to the rescue," Sassy chuckles. "Grab a water bottle, a pen, and some foil. Punch a hole in the side, craft a bowl with the foil, and you’re good to go. It’s not fancy, but it’ll do the job when you’re in a pinch. Keep it simple, keep it lit!

Mangoes for a Stronger High

"Oi, wanna crank up your high without breakin’ a sweat? Eat a mango 45 minutes before you light up. Those juicy bastards are packed with myrcene, a terpene that turns your body into a THC sponge. Longer, harder hits without even trying.

Create a Sploof

Low on gear? No stress—grab a water bottle, pen, and foil. Punch a hole in the side, fashion a bowl with foil, and you’re set. It’s quick, dirty, and gets the job done when you’re in a bind. Keep it simple, keep it lit! Read more

Stash Your Weed in an Orange Peel

"Pro tip to keep your stash fresh, mate—grab an orange, peel it, and toss a bit of zest in with your buds. That moisture keeps your greens from gettin' crispy. No more dry weed, just fresh, juicy herb every time."

Keep a Smell-Proof Stash

"Oi, get yourself a Mason jar, smell-proof bag, or airtight Tupperware. Lock that bud down tight, so when you crack it open, it won't lose its moisture and will remain fresh"

Blanket Hotbox: Creating Your Own Smoky Sanctuary

Sassy’s eyes light up like he’s got a secret. "Oi, wanna take your smoke sesh to the next level? Try the Blanket Hotbox—your own smoky fortress! Here’s how:

Grab a blanket, wrap it around yourself (and your mates if they're game).
Light up, let the smoke fill that cozy tent.
Chill while the haze wraps you up in a toasty, next-level high.

The Ice Trick

"Wanna make your bong hits smoother? Try the Ice Trick, mate. Just chuck some ice cubes in your bong, and boom—cooler, smoother hits that go easy on your lungs. "

Scissors

Sassy’s got the scoop on why scissors are a stoner’s secret weapon: "Oi, scissors might seem basic, but they’re key for any sesh. Here’s why:

1. Perfect chops, no sticky fingers—smooth burns every time.

2. Keeps those trichomes intact—more THC, more fun.

3. Fast and easy, no slow hand-picking or messy grinders.

4. Got a joint emergency? Scissors are your Swiss Army knife.

5. Want a tight, clean roll? These bad boys are your ticket.

Keep ‘em close, and you’ll be ready for any sesh. Stay sharp, ya legends!"

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