Weed Manners Manual
How to be cultured stoner ....
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This page is your guide to the unspoken etiquette of cannabis culture, where respect and harmony elevate every session. Learn the art of "puff, puff, pass," the importance of sharing without greed, and the value of respecting the circle's rhythm. These principles ensure a balanced, enjoyable experience for everyone involved, fostering a sense of unity and connection among participants.
The story unfolds as you enter the Weed Manners and Manual room, greeted by Master Oogway, who sits calmly puffing on a chillum. With wisdom in his words, he teaches you the sacred rules of the cannabis circle—how to share generously, pass thoughtfully, and respect the collective journey. Through his guidance, you learn that these traditions are more than rules; they’re a way of life, binding people together in peace and shared joy.
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Master Oogway’s calm, looks at you with a knowing grin and says, “Ah, young grasshopper, welcome back to the circle.
Pass the Joint to Your Left (Clockwise):
“Always pass the joint to your left, why left... 'cause there your heart is!. Imagine it like the flow of energy—steady and uninterrupted. This way, no one is left hanging, wondering where the joint has wandered."Ash First Before Passing:
“Before you pass that precious joint, give it a gentle tap to shake off any excess ash.Don’t Talk with the Joint in Your Hand:
“Now, this one’s crucial. Don’t hold onto the joint while you chat away—respect the herb. Holding it while you ramble is like putting it in timeout, and that’s just not cool. Take your hit, pass it on, and then share your wisdom. ”Standard is 3 Puffs and Pass (Adjust as Needed):
“Ah, the golden rule: three puffs and pass. That’s your standard measure, but remember, it can flex depending on the crew size. If you’ve got a big group, you might need to cut down to keep it fair. "Don't make the joint wet:
Ah, young grasshopper, when you take your hit, be mindful not to wet the joint with your lips. A soggy joint is a buzzkill."
Smoking tricks
“Ah, there is still much to learn. Let me bestow upon you more wisdom to elevate your journey.”
Take a Puff, Hold for 2 Seconds, Then Exhale:
“Here’s a little gem for those who seek the ultimate smoking experience. When you take that puff, hold it in for a solid 2 seconds before exhaling."The Taxi Rule: 1 Puff and Pass:
“Ah, the ‘Taxi Rule’—a crucial one for when the joint is nearing its end. If that sacred herb has burned down to about three-quarters of its original glory, it’s time to switch to 1 puff and pass. The joint is now too precious to linger on, so think of it as a quick taxi ride.For more gems like this, be sure to explore the Tips and Tricks section.”Corner the Bowl:
“Now, if you’re blessed with a bowl, remember this golden rule: don’t torch the whole thing! Leave some green for the next person.”Mind Your Munchies:
“Ah, the munchies—a natural part of the high journey.Bring your own goodies, share only when invited, and keep the session relaxed and enjoyable for everyone"
Master Oogway gives you a final, approving nod. “Now go, and let the herb guide you on your path.”
The Joint Roller’s Honor: Light It or Pass to the Top Stoner:
“When you’ve taken the time and skill to roll that perfect joint, you’ve earned the right to light it. This, my young friend, is the ceremonial ‘crown’ of smoking—the highest honor bestowed upon the roller. Your hands have crafted this masterpiece, and so, it is your privilege to bring it to life with that first spark.
But should the honor feel too great, or if humility guides you, there is another path. You may pass the joint to the most respected stoner in the circle. This is an act of true wisdom, recognizing the top smoke master among you and ensuring the joint receives the royal treatment it deserves.
The art of smoking etiquette
`Master Oogway, with a calm, knowing smile guides you through the art of smoking etiquette—a practice as old as time itself in the Valley of Peace.
“My young herb enthusiast, the way of the smoke is not just about inhaling and exhaling. It is about sharing, connecting, and respecting the flow of the session. Let me share with you how to keep the circle harmonious and the vibes flowing.”
Puff and Comment:
“Don’t just sit back in silence when you take your first puff. Share your experience with your fellow tokers. A simple ‘This is jack shit!’ or ‘fuck man that smells gud!’ adds to the collective enjoyment."Give a Review:
“Once you’ve savoured the hit, offer your thoughts on the joint. Is it rolled tight and smooth, or does it have a little character—a unique twist, perhaps? Your feedback isn’t just for you; it enriches the session, giving everyone a deeper appreciation of the craft.”Respect the Rotation:
“Now, should you miss your turn in the rotation, do not fret, and do not disrupt the circle. Wait for the joint to come around again. Remember, the herb will find its way back to you.”Check Under Your Butt:
“Ah, the mystery of the missing lighter—every stoner’s puzzle. If you find yourself searching in vain, trust me on this: check under your butt. Many a wise stoner has discovered their lost flame right beneath them. It’s a lesson you won’t soon forget.”
“Follow these teachings, and you’ll keep the session smooth, fun, and full of good vibes. Remember, the way of the smoke is a journey, not a destination. Stay chill, and may your circles always be unbroken.”
Remember these tips, and you’ll be the life of the smoke session!
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